wedding gift

Man with bhkary: "Yesterday you were begging standing on the bridge today, standing on the truck."
بBhkary: "Sir, I place that my son has given gifts to celebrate the wedding."

Than a single

A woman in a ceremony filled with anger and spoke to another woman ....
Women: Your baby is so rude to my son's death ...
Another woman (early): Oh no, you misunderstood my child is my sister's son .... he is my baby ........
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Open up your wallet is ...

Two and Two are five

"If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and hares can be if you were so close."
A teacher asked the children.
Five," replied the child ...
  "No," Listen carefully, if I give you two apples and two apples to apples and if so was it ..? "
" "Now tell if I'll give you two rabbits and two rabbits and hares can be if you were so ..." five "
  "How well did each teacher teased.
" "Because I already have a rabbit." Kid said. "